No More Nipple Lights! Alternatives for Flush Mount Lighting

I get lots of requests from design clients and blog readers for recommendations for alternatives to those generic builder-grade flush mount light fixtures in their entries and hallways.  You know – the dreaded nipple lights:

 nipple lights

 Dated Brass Nipple Lights

My decorating experience here in Nashville and with online clients has certainly forced me to find some good alternatives to the builder-grade fixture.  Not only are these light fixtures dated, they are just plain ugly. No one (I mean NO ONE) is going to walk into a house with fixtures like these and think, “wow, what nice light fixtures you have!” Come on, we can do better than that!

While the options are a bit limited in this price range, here are a few you can score at big box stores (either Lowes‘ or Home Depot) for under $100:

 

I’ve updated this post to give you 16 on-trend options to dreaded nipple lights under $100 at Lowe’s. Check out the updated post here!

 

12 Comments

  1. Linda

    Kristie, did you sneak into my home and take a photo of our dreaded nipple light in our hallway??? We had 12 of them when we moved in….2 left. I do like a few of your suggestions so hopefully the last two will be gone by Summer.

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  2. Elissa Cain

    Nipple lights…the cardinal sin of builders. Thanks for giving us some options that have a big impact and a small price tag. Your blog is a daily-read for me down here in Huntsville, AL.

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  3. Hannah Dee

    Surprisingly, Lowes has some nice, inexpensive alternatives. Their selection is pretty good and very reasonable.

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  4. joy

    my daughter has this nipple light in her bedroom and she wants a chandelier. do you know what do I need extra to make the conversion? or nothing extra needed?

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    • Kristie Barnett

      good news: nothing extra needed! you can hang any kind of light you like if there’s electricity running to it!

      Reply
  5. Kelly

    Those boob lights again! I even mentioned you in a post I did about them a few months ago! I know how you love them! 🙂

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  6. Tennessee Girl

    Oh No the dreaded Boob/Nipple lights. I like several of the options you showed. Just might have to visit Lowes and update on in an extra bedroom. I read your blog daily and really enjoy it. Thanks for the suggestions.

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  7. Gina

    I agree with you and also dislike those nipple fixtures (yuk!). I have that very first light fixture that you show above (the one right after the “nipple” fixture at the top). I purchased it at Home Depot online and LOVE it. First of all, it is made with a WHITE (not off-white or beige as it is shown in the photo) organza-type fabric on the outside shade. This fixture is in my hallway which is painted a creamy white (Behr’s Eggshell Cream) and I wanted to keep the “creaminess” style, so I painted the fixture (the brown parts) and the upside down finial in the Eggshell Cream Semi-Gloss (left over from painting my crown molding and trim). Voila! I now have a fixture that looks fabulous in my “creamy” colored hallway. The fixture is so elegant and looks like it cost hundreds.

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  8. Mandy

    So glad to hear someone else refer to these lights this way. I call them boob lights. I like all of your recommendations for “boob reduction.” light fixtures, that is

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  9. Valerie Petschulat

    I've always said our lights look like boobs!  Glad to know I'm not alone!

    Reply

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